My New Product IdeaPosted: January 2, 2006
The Bridge Burner 2000 (R):
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Jim, Wild Oaks, VA:
“My mom was always bugging me to go out and get a job. I really tried, but nothing worked out. I just couldn't take it anymore. Then I used The Bridge Burner 2000 (R). It completely changed my life. I didn't even bother to look at the Job Listings anymore, and my mom never bothered me about it again. In fact, she hasn't said much at all these past few months! Thanks, The Bridge Burner 2000 (R)!”
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