Slashdot reports that scientists use performance-enhancing drugs, too. Instead of extra brawn, they’re going for extra brains.
I can see where this is going – incredibly smart super-nerds, getting massive amounts of sand kicked at them on the beach by steroid-enhanced bullies four times their size. Better start working on that personal robot bodyguard!
It’s been hard watching the presidential election cycle this year. Every candidate seems to have some sort of fatal flaw that disqualifies them from being president. Yet it seems inevitable that one of these imperfect individuals will be president. Or is it?
I humbly propose that the next president of the United States be… our current president, George W. Bush! There are so many reasons to keep going with the devil we know:
- He has the experience – eight years of being the president!
Anyway, I am officially throwing my support behind the man who has brought unprecedented change to our country the past two terms. Besides, if the decider wants four more years, he’s getting four more years. It’s not like public opinion plays a part in that sort of thing…
Four more years!