Roger Clemens: Nerd EditionPosted: April 10, 2008
Slashdot reports that scientists use performance-enhancing drugs, too. Instead of extra brawn, they’re going for extra brains.
I can see where this is going – incredibly smart super-nerds, getting massive amounts of sand kicked at them on the beach by steroid-enhanced bullies four times their size. Better start working on that personal robot bodyguard!